In the below conversation Kylie's full name is: Pie is better than boys because Pie doesn't get jealous when you eat other Pies....Mmm...Pie.
This is TRUE.
[23:54:15] Luke: hey wanna see my screw?
[23:54:26] Pie is bette: lol okay
[23:54:42] Pie is bette: thats very exciting
[23:54:46] Luke: wanna see the nut?
[23:54:51] Pie is bette: oooh yes please
[23:55:02] Luke: wanna see it in action?
[23:55:05] Pie is bette: uhuh
[23:55:17] Pie is bette: wow!
[00:02:39] Pie is bette: i can put my foot behind my head
[00:02:40] Pie is bette: :P
[00:02:46] Luke: yar me to
[00:02:49] Luke: go for it
[00:02:59] Pie is bette: loll okies
[00:03:12] Luke: omg
[00:03:16] Luke: i cant go rite over
[00:03:17] Pie is bette: lolll
[00:03:20] Pie is bette: i can
[00:03:21] Pie is bette: heheheh
[00:03:23] Luke: can put my toe in my mouth
[00:03:26] Pie is bette: loll
[00:03:28] Pie is bette: so can i!
[00:04:01] Pie is bette: wow!
[00:04:03] Luke: yuk
[00:04:06] Luke: its wet
[00:04:11] Pie is bette: lololololol
[00:04:25] Luke: foot wave
[00:04:36] Luke: lol
[00:04:40] Pie is bette: loll
[00:04:46] Pie is bette: we really are weird
[00:04:52] Pie is bette: loll
[00:04:52] Luke: no
[00:04:54] Luke: just happy
[00:04:56] Luke: hippy
[00:04:58] Luke: wotever
[00:05:03] Pie is bette: awww aren't you sweet when you yawn?
[00:05:06] Pie is bette: do it again
[00:05:10] Luke: lol
[00:05:11] Luke: yea
[00:10:34] Pie is bette: are you dancing?
[00:10:43] Luke: no rubing my hair
[00:10:47] Luke: i love it so much
[00:11:28] Pie is bette: loll
[00:11:31] Pie is bette: aww how sweet
[00:11:37] Pie is bette: i want to touch it
[00:11:44] Luke: lol
This has traumatised Kylie so much she is writing in the third person.
Note:
This is my diary, so I can put annoying conversations in it if I want.
And these really are *real* conversations.
*sigh*
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