And now my children, a guest post by Mike. *Fanfare*

So anyway, hello! I have invaded Kylie's diary using my EEEEVVVVIIIILLLLL POWERS! Bwahaha. In actuality, this is a spanktacular feature of Gold membership which only us gold peeps can do. Don't you just love it? I know I do, and you should too.

Love for all. Spread it, like butter. But spread it better than I spread butter as I spread butter like a retard. Nevermind.

I wonder what this will look like...

Feeling: Amused
Listening to: Nout, because mum's asleep
Pretending: That this is an entirely serious entry

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